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“I may or may not have written some music while sitting on the toilet.” – Joe Andreoli
I talk to one half of Giraffes? Giraffes!, guitarist Joe Andreoli, to learn about his band, his dancing prowess and whether the duos favourite animals really are giraffes.
Giraffes? Giraffes! Are an experimental math duo from Massachusetts consisting of Joe Andreoli on guitar, loops and effects and Ken Topham on drums, percussion, glockenspiel and bells.
So where to begin when describing these math core maniacs? Well if you just take their name and think of the animal you are presented with it is quirky, just like the band. Some might say they are even an oddity with those elongated necks and elongated jams respectively. But I defy anyone not to have smiled at these oddities of the animal kingdom and I also set the same challenge to anyone that listens to this band.
Although like any math band there is no promise of an easy listen but there is so much to reward any listener that it is nigh on impossible not to fall into a trippy trance when treated to their tunes. The pair make mind bending meandering music with intricate time signatures which change so frequently they are guaranteed to scramble the most sane of mind.
The pair formed the band in 2004 and recorded their impressive debut album ‘SUPERBASS!!!! (Black Death Greatest Hits Vol. 1)’, showcasing their raw potential in December 2005. Their musicianship only shone more on their follow up ‘More Skin With Milk-Mouth’ released in 2007. The sound incorporated many guitar taps and jaw dropping inventive time signatures once again with the songs managing to be atmospheric, chaotic, melodic, relaxing and unnerving all at the same time.
To get to know them and their music more I spoke to Joe and he is as much of a madcap as his bands song titles such as ‘I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Are Me And We Am I And I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness’ Psychogenic Fugue’ suggest, so take a look at what he had to say…
The Band Stand: Firstly tell me about when you guys first met one another and why you decided to make music together?
Joe Andreoli: We met in a small college town, Keene, New Hampshire. We both played in different bands that often played shows together and we talked about making this different sort of music together. So we tried it out and it worked. Then we moved to California.
TBS: What stories or emotions prevail within your music?
JA: Probably the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark collection.
TBS: Can you explain your band name and where it came from?
JA: There’s a book called GIRAFFES? GIRAFFES! that was put together by Dave Eggers and his brother Christopher under pseudonyms. Dave Eggers is the founder of the totally boss publishing company McSweeney’s. The book is a sort of nonsensical children’s book where they pretty much just made up a bunch of stuff and say they’re facts. You ever see those old Time-Life science books? They’re like that. There’s a series of them. Anyhow, Ken and I were driving around one day thinking about band names and that book was sitting in his backseat. So we started borrowing the name.
TBS: Are Giraffe’s your favourite animals, if not what is?
JA: Giraffes are pretty sweet, but I’m all about cats and I have two. Ken’s a doggy dog guy and he’s got one. So mathematically speaking, I love cats twice as much as Ken loves dogs. So cats win.
TBS: Who are your major influences musically?
JA: That’s a toughie. There’s so much out there that influences you positively or negatively and I feel it’s mostly a subconscious thing. I can appreciate very technical players and compositions, but for me it’s all about feeling. Make me feel something.
TBS: Is there a particular person or band that inspired you to want to be in one yourselves?
JA: Probably Kurt Cobain. I was 11 when ‘Nevermind’ came out and it was like a fucking forest fire. It blew all of our minds he immediately became our icon.
TBS: How has your music evolved since you first began playing together?
JA: At first it seemed like we were experimenting to see how stripped down we could have the songs. Cut the fat to just the melody bone. Since then we have been slowly adding more and more to see how much we can do in the instrumentation with just the two of us, while still keeping things tidy.
TBS: Tell me about the recording process for the first two albums.
JA: The first album was recorded very quickly. We had a show coming up and decided we wanted to have something to sell at the show. We banged it out in a couple hours in a warehouse our friend was living in. It was meant to be a demo, but everybody started buying it so we kept on selling it, thinking that we’d re-record it at some point and so far we haven’t.
On the second one, we didn’t rush. We set up a studio at Ken’s apartment and did all the recording there. He had some frustration in the beginning because we recorded the whole thing and then found all these glitches in the recording and had to record everything again after picking up a new audio interface. Besides that, it was fun. Ken did all the recording/mixing and we’d drink coffee and beer. I think we recorded it in three days. For the new album, we might record on analog tape and bring in our engineer friend to help out.
TBS: What is your approach to recording?
JA: I admire those bands that have huge catalogues with tons of B-sides, EPs, and extra tracks lying around. We’re not like them… at least not yet. Currently, we write songs somewhat slowly and take our time working them out , making sure that we’re completely satisfied with them before we record them.
TBS: What can you tell me about your instruments?
JA: My main guitar is a Guild S-100 and it was my dad’s when he was younger. I think he bought it during the middle of the 70s. It’s extra enjoyment playing it on stage knowing that he did the same years ago. I also have a Fender Fat-Strat that is OK except for the shit Floyd Rose. I don’t really play it anymore. I recently picked up a Jazzmaster that I’m tweaking a bit. As for other equipment, here’s the run down from my fingers to the cabinet: Super Slinky strings, Boss TU-2, Digitech Whammy, Visual Sound Jekyll & Hyde, Zinky True Grit, Digitech Digital Delay PDS 1002, Ernie Ball VP JR, Akai Headrush, Boss RC-20, Orange AD140 TC Head, 4X12 Marshall Cabinet. Some of the stuff I have is kind of shit since I don’t have a lot of money, but you’ve got to work with what you’ve got.
TBS: What age were you when you first picked up an instrument, and what was it?
JA: My dad plays guitar, so growing up there was always one around. He’d let me mess around with it. Then my folks bought me a pair of drum sticks and I used to lay out their books on my bed and beat the shit out of them. They bought me a snare drum not too much longer after that. I started playing guitar more in my teens and then bought a drum set when I was 17.
TBS: Have you been experimenting with or are there any new instruments that you would like to incorporate into your new album?
JA: I’ve got a MicroKorg that I’ve been using on some of the songs, but I’m not sure if I’m going to have it be a regular instrument or not. We have some other ideas but I don’t want to give too much away.
TBS: What are the advantages, if any of being in a two piece band?
JA: The pros are that it’s easier to fit in a car, to schedule things and to make decisions, there is no drama. Really the only con is when we’re looking for that extra set of hands to play some part and we don’t have them. Then Ken usually says “just loop it” and I do.
TBS: Are the two of you good dancers, and what song is guaranteed to make you dance?
JA: I like to think I’m a good dancer. Like Sting’s character in Quadrophenia, just making shit up on the fly and all of a sudden everyone else is dancing like that to. I think the reality is that I look like an idiot. It’s probably since my mom played it a lot when I was growing up, but “Come And Get Your Love” by Redbone pretty much gets me moving every time.
TBS: Did you have a musical upbringing?
JA: Definitely. My mom was always playing music and making mixes for everyone. Every Saturday morning she would be playing Neil Young on the stereo and doing stuff around the house. My dad always played guitar a lot. He’d come to my school sometimes and play sing-a-long songs for all the kids in the class.
TBS: Which do you prefer, recording or touring?
JA: They’re both fun. Recording is nice, because Ken’s recorded everything we have done so far and we don’t rush or push it too hard. It’s pretty relaxed and we have a good time. Playing shows and touring is pretty rad too. It’s fun seeing new people and places and playing out is a good excuse to do both.
TBS: Do you have a favourite gig that you have ever played?
JA: There have been lots of good ones for lots of reasons. The first one that popped in my head was when we played in Santa Cruz, CA with The Advantage. It was early on for us and there were a lot of people, really good energy, we played real well and The Advantage were a lot of fun.
TBS: What is your favourite song to play live?
JA: I like playing the second half of “When The Catholic Girls Go Camping, The Nicotine Vampires Rule Supreme” a lot, but that’s because I get to solo and mess around. We used to jam in a small Paul McCartney medley thing during the freak out part of “She Looked Up From Examining The Freckles On Her Arm And Shouted, “Jesus! I’m Fucking God-Damn Tired Of All This Make-Up Sex!” And He Just Stared Off.” That was fun.
TBS: Do you ever listen back to your albums, if you do is it with enjoyment or a critical ear?
JA: I don’t listen to them very often and never too critically. They’re just slivers in time and I like to leave them that way. When I do hear them though they are nice little reminders of the past.
TBS: What motivates you to get out of bed everyday?
JA: It seems to be either A) A glass of water, B) A cup of tea or coffee, or C) I have to pee.
TBS: When do you find yourself at the most creatively prolific?
JA: There’s not any particular time that’s good or bad for me. I usually play in the morning and evening. Sometimes things work, sometimes they don’t. I may or may not have written some music while sitting on the toilet.
TBS: Who are your favourite bands currently?
JA: I have been listening to a hell of a lot of Kate Bush. Also I have been rocking the Constellation Records bands pretty hard again lately.
TBS: What was the first and the most recent music you brought?
JA: I think the first cassette that I owned was George Michael’s ‘Faith’ or maybe Weird Al’s first album. Before that I had a thing called a Pocket Rocker, but I forget which tapes I had. The most recent things I bought are a compilation of Native American field recordings and an Incredible String Band LP.
TBS: I believe you studied Literature has that had an effect on your music in any way?
JA: I have always loved reading and it must effect the music somehow because it’s all getting pushed through the cheese cloth in my head. If anything, I think there are similarities when you consider certain pacing of written works or pieces of music. Since the beats had jazz, maybe we can have Vonnegut?
TBS: Explain to me a normal day in your life.
JA: I wake up at 7AM. Drink some sort of caffeinated beverage and eat breakfast with my wife Johanna. She goes to work. I do a little bit of stretching/brain-clearing type of stuff for an hour. I play guitar/record music for an hour or so. Read for a bit and do the internet sweep thing. Eat lunch and go to work (I work at a performing arts theatre). After work I make dinner then I play guitar/record again for a while. Read for a bit again. Then Jo and I sit around and watch stuff on the TV. We have been rocking the BBC Sherlock Holmes pretty hard lately. Jeremy Brett is the shit! Sometimes grab a drink somewhere, sometimes play games, take baths. Other than that there’s the occasional music project, quiz night at the pub, live event at the theatre things like that. I usually listen to an audio book while I fall asleep. I guess pretty tame overall, maybe I should be more c-r-a-z-y!
TBS: My blog is called The Band Stand, so which three bands, living or dead would you choose to share the band stand with?
JA: Meddle era Pink Floyd, Live At Leeds era Who, and Led Zeppelin II era Zep.
When asked if there is anything else that he would like to add Joe wraps things up by saying “Yea, Thanks a lot!” but professing it is in a high pitched mouse voice. And if he could speak in a mouse voice it would just be like his band extremely odd but on the other hand hugely unique and compelling.
- Giraffes? Giraffes! Will be touring in America and Canada this August.
- For more information on Giraffes? Giraffes! Visit their official website www.giraffesgiraffes.com or www.myspace.com/giraffesgiraffes.



